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Top Ten Reasons to Date An Engineer

10) They are used to all niters
9) They get to learn what all those buttons on your calculator are for
8) They are always willing to experiment
7) They know how to decrease and increase friction
6) They know all about heat transfer
5) They do it with more torque
4) Engineering couples have better moments
4b) They know how to deal with stress and strain
3) They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2) "Lubrication, Friction, and Wear" is really a class
And the number one reason to date an engineer....
1) They design and build larger erections

Question in Exams
WHY ARE CROWS BLACK IN
COLOUR?? .
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Student: Because
Crow says Cow (Kaow kaow)
COW gives MILK,
MILK is WHITE,
WHITE is very BRIGHT,
BRIGHTness gives future to
STUDENTS,
STUDENTS are the leaders of
TOMORROW,
TOMORROW never comes
before TODAY, TODAY I
should go COLLEGE,
COLLEGE is the home of
KNOWLEDGE,
KNOWLEDGE has nothing to
do peoplelike
BUFFALOW! But Crows sit on
BUFFALOW BUFFALOWS are
Black...... •So Crow is
black....!:p Keep it up.
I'll tell you One day why Sky
is Blue...!
This is how engineers answer
in exams. . :-P :-P